AA interview Ben & Danny

ASKING ALEXANDRIA - BEN & DANNY: Babies

• Interviewer: What are your plans for the future?
• Ben Bruce: *pointing to Danny* We plan on getting married. We're engaged. We're going to adopt.
• Danny Worsnop: We are.
• Ben Bruce: It's gonna be a good time. We're really excited.
• Interviewer: An African child?
• Ben Bruce: An African child, an Arabic child...
• Danny Worsnop: We're gonna be like Brad and Angelina, we're just gonna adopt everything.
• Ben Bruce: Everything. One of everything. And then we can pick favorites.
• Danny Worsnop: We can make them do running races to see who gets to eat that day.
• Ben Bruce: Running races for our affection.
• Danny Worsnop: Yeah. Whoever wins gets our love.
• Ben Bruce: Whoever brings me a beer fastest, I love more.
• Danny Worsnop: We're gonna train them to make, like, Nikes.
• Ben Bruce: I don't like Nikes!
• Danny Worsnop: We're gonna sell them, not for us. We're gonna train them to make liquor.
• Ben Bruce: That's good. Have a little Moonshine laboratory with little kids making it for us. We're never gonna get a child now, Danny. They're never gonna give us one.